10 Oct 2010...
"Trapped Miners in Chile":
San Jose Mine, Chile
It's great to start the day off with good news for a change... the escape hole punched thru to the 33 miners trapped 2,000 feet below the surface - this is a full 2 months sooner than anyone ever expected!!!
The miners will probably start being rescued sometime around next Wednesday. It will take quite a while to get them all out 1 at a time, each riding that 2,000 feet up in a small escape capsule. A paramedic is planned to go down into the chamber the men are trapped in when the rescue capsule is first lowered; to give first aid and initial relief.
Although they have suffered for a couple months being trapped down there, everyone is relatively healthy and they have become sort of local heroes in their country. Apparently book, television and maybe even movie deals are rumored in the works.
Godspeed and a safe return is wished for all the trapped miners and their tireless rescuers.
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"Harry Reid Is Getting Nervous!"
Democrat HQ, Nevada
What's the matter with Harry?
Is he starting to sweat yet?
Is he showing any regret yet?
Is he worried about the polls yet?
YOU BET!!!
The numbers are starting to go more consistently AGAINST him... and FOR his Senate-seat challenger Sharron Angle!
Just maybe Harry Reid, the current (for a short time more) Senate Majority Leader, is starting to see the blood writing on the wall... and it doesn't look good to him. He is throwing up millions of dollars in ad money to wage a negative, mudslinging campaign against Ms. Angle... since he has nothing to brag about of good substance for his own actual deeds.
Looks like all the jamming-down-our-throats and backroom arm-twisting to force expensive deals and bills through is going to finally catch up to Mr. Reid and dozens of his fellow Democrat henchmen.
3 November can't get here soon enough for us down-trodden taxpayers... who are going to vote da bums OUT!!!
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"Dozens of Freshmen Have Date Rape Overdoses"
Central Washington University, Washington
Dozens of young college Freshmen, nearly 30 girls (and even a few guys), were treated at the hospital for an overdose of an unknown drug (probably roofies) that was spiked in their drinks at a college party this weekend!
No suspects are arrested yet... but, they deserve the worst of what is coming to them.
If you can't get a girl any other way... well, you are always going to be such a creepy "loser" the rest of your life.
And the way you spiked everybody's drinks was VERY dangerous and cowardly!!!
A true loser to the end... I hope they throw the key away to your jail cell once they catch and convict you!
Oh, but wait, there is a silver lining in this jail-time situation for you...
at least you will get PLENTY of ready-and-willing "sex dates" for your young butt while you're in the slammer... and you won't even need a date-rape drug!!!
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"UFOs Buzzing Around China?"
Inner Mongolia, China
Look... up in the sky! It's a Bird... no, it's a Plane... No, it's a flock of UFOs buzzing around the night skies of China!!!
What is up with that? What does China have that we don't have? We want some UFOs too!
This recent sighting caused several airliners to be diverted to other airports and even closed the local airport for an hour or so... but, aren't the Chinese officials a little bit worried or maybe even a little bit curious?
This was the 8th time since June 2010 for UFO encounters over Chinese airspace... and no real apparent concerns!
Something must be up the sleeves of those tricky Chinese communists... but why can't they hide their experimental planes a little better and stop scaring their locals.
We better keep an eye on those rascals... they are up to something... maybe an alien resort or spa... or maybe a hot new alien vacation destination!!!
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